My mom and I are exceptionally close. We do almost everything together…ALMOST!
Jessica and Monica SEXXXTON are actually MOTHER and DAUGHTER, a claim that was investigated and proved TRUE by The Huffington Post, and they also make PORN movies…TOGETHER!! Why? D-U-H! According to Monica, this will make them “filthy rich.” Part of that is already true.
Of course, they’re from TRAMPA BAY, Florida — so naturally — this whole family porn thing began when The Sexxxtons had an OFF camera THREESOME with one of Jessica’s boyfriends. (Rep yo city???!)
Oddly enough, the youngest SEXXXTON — a boy — is still a VIRGIN. Will he too join the family business? Not yet, according to Jessica, “I don’t want his first sex experience to be with someone who is just doing it for money and isn’t into him.” (Notice how she conveniently left out, “Or isn’t RELATED to him…”
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